The only cold cure that works:

*Cough*Cough*Cough*

.... mummy....

Calling your parents and asking them to sing "Soft Kitty"is not surrendering, it's a survival move, and possibly the smartest thing I've ever done. In fact it was the only thing that made me feel better in nine days... Take that drugs.

The original soft kitty. Leo.

They need to bottle that crap. I'd pimp that on school yards.